eBooks

 

Printed novels

These are my printed novels. If you can't find them in your local book store, try the online second-hand bookshop, abebooks. You can also buy them as eBooks for devices such as the Kindle, iPad, iPhone, Nook, and Sony Reader. All my other novels are published exclusively in eBook format: you'll find Game Boy, Max, Another World and The Journeyman at the end of this list.

The Apprentice
Buy The Apprentice here

PUBLISHER: ANCHOR (TRANSWORLD)
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 1999

A corpse is resurrected and apprenticed to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for seven days. During the course of the week, he tries to remember how he died, accompanies Death on his daily round, and learns what it means to be undead. Click here for more information, including reviews and extracts, or click here to buy the eBook version. The Apprentice also inspired these people to write this song.

Damned If You Do
Buy Damned If You Do here

PUBLISHER: PICADOR USA
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2000

The US edition of The Apprentice—exactly the same as the UK version, but with a different cover. You can read reviews and extracts here; or you can buy it here (UK), or here (US). You can also buy the eBook version here.

L'Apprendista

PUBLISHER: MERIDIANO ZERO
PUBLICATION DATE: FEBRUARY 2010


The Italian version of The Apprentice, translated by Stefania Sapuppo and published by Merdiano Zero. The cover was created by the entertainingly disturbing French artist, Cra0man; more examples of his work can be found on his blog and his MySpace page. You can buy the book here.

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PUBLISHER: EKSMO
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2003


The Russian translation of The Apprentice, literally 'Death's Apprentice'. I assume it's the same story, but given my laughable knowledge of Russian, it might as well be The Little Mermaid. Quirkily, the author photo on the back isn't me, but this man.

The Dinner Party
Buy The Dinner Party here

PUBLISHER: ANCHOR (TRANSWORLD)
PUBLICATION DATE: APRIL 1998

The Dinner Party is the story of Felix Fly, habitual self-mutilator, master butcher and expert chef. It was my first novel; a funny, dark, gripping and original thriller. Or so I'm told. Click here for more information, including reviews and extracts. If you have a Kindle or Sony Reader (or any reader that can take epub or txt format), you can buy an electronic version of the book here.

Le Dîner
Buy Le Diner here

PUBLISHER: GALLIMARD
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2003

The French edition of The Dinner Party, translated by Catherine Gibert. Same story, same characters, but it sounds better. See The Dinner Party page for reviews and information (in English), or click here to buy it.

Game Boy

PUBLISHED: EBOOK
PUBLICATION DATE: MARCH 2010
GENRE: GENERAL FICTION

A homage to gaming and gamers, Game Boy is a snapshot of the life of James Roach, gaming obsessive, collector and competitor. It's a story about growing old, and falling in love, and feeling as retro and useless as a Phillips CD-i. If you've ever played Mario Kart, Bomberman, Robotron, Soul Calibur or Katamari Damacy, it's the book for you. You can download a sample and/or buy it here; or click here to buy it for the Kindle, Nook or Sony Reader.

Max
Another World

PUBLISHED: EBOOK
PUBLICATION DATE: MARCH 2011
GENRE: SCIENCE FICTION

A dystopian society on the brink of revolution; a population chipped, regulated and drugged into submission; an overpopulated planet defined by the One Mother, One Child policy... Into this world a baby is born: a child with the power to change everything. Download a sample and/or buy it here; or click here to buy it for the Kindle, Nook or Sony Reader.

Another World
Another World

PUBLISHED: EBOOK
PUBLICATION DATE: JUNE 2012
GENRE: SCIENCE FICTION

The end of one world and the search for another; a horrifying journey through a devastated city; an eighty-year voyage to an Earth-like exoplanet... Set in the last decades of the twenty-second century, Another World features one man's struggle to survive against all the odds, as the clock counts down to the coming Apocalypse. It's been called "A mesmerising, social-psychological, science-fiction page-turner"; you can buy it here.

The Journeyman

PUBLISHED: EBOOK
PUBLICATION DATE: MARCH 2013
GENRE: FANTASY

The Journeyman continues the story of the hapless, melancholy zombie first encountered in The Apprentice. Now working at a low-grade burger joint, he feels his life is empty and devoid of meaning - until one morning Death walks in and makes him an offer he can't refuse... It's been described on Goodreads as "among the best and wisest books ever written on humanity". You can see for yourself here.