eBooks

 

Novels

These are my published novels. If you can't find them in your local book store or at the usual online places, try FindBook or the online second-hand bookshop, abebooks. You can also buy them in eBook format viewable on devices such as Amazon's Kindle and the Sony Reader (amongst others). These include two novels published exclusively in electronic form, The Journeyman and Game Boy.

The Apprentice
Buy The Apprentice here

PUBLISHER: ANCHOR (TRANSWORLD)
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 1999


A corpse is resurrected and apprenticed to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for seven days. During the course of the week, he tries to remember how he died, accompanies Death on his daily round, and learns what it means to be undead. Click here for more information, including reviews and extracts, or click here to buy the eBook version. A sequel, The Journeyman, will soon be available, exclusively in electronic format.

Damned If You Do
Buy Damned If You Do here

PUBLISHER: PICADOR USA
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2000

The US edition of The Apprentice—exactly the same as the UK version, but with a different cover. You can read reviews and extracts here; or you can buy it here (UK), or here (US). You can also buy the eBook version here.

L'Apprendista

PUBLISHER: MERIDIANO ZERO
PUBLICATION DATE: FEBRUARY 2010


The Italian version of The Apprentice, translated by Stefania Sapuppo and published by Merdiano Zero. The cover was created by the entertainingly disturbing French artist, Cra0man; more examples of his work can be found on his blog and his MySpace page. You can buy the book here or here.

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PUBLISHER: EKSMO
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2003


The Russian translation of The Apprentice, literally 'Death's Apprentice'. I assume it's the same story, but given my laughable knowledge of Russian, it might as well be The Little Mermaid. Quirkily, the author photo on the back isn't me, but this man.

The Dinner Party
Buy The Dinner Party here

PUBLISHER: ANCHOR (TRANSWORLD)
PUBLICATION DATE: APRIL 1998

The Dinner Party is the story of Felix Fly, habitual self-mutilator, master butcher and expert chef. It was my first novel; a funny, dark, gripping and original thriller. Or so I'm told. Click here for more information, including reviews and extracts. If you have a Kindle or Sony Reader (or any reader that can take epub or txt format), you can buy an electronic version of the book here.

Le Dîner
Buy Le Diner here

PUBLISHER: GALLIMARD
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2003
PRICE: €19

The French edition of The Dinner Party, translated by Catherine Gibert. Same story, same characters, but it sounds better. See The Dinner Party page for reviews and information (in English), or click here to buy it.

The Journeyman
Download The Journeyman here

PUBLISHED: EBOOK
PUBLICATION DATE: N/A

The sequel to The Apprentice / Damned if you Do, soon to be available for download as an eBook. It picks up the story several years after the first novel ended, and again features a zombie narrator: this time he's looking for the One Big Thing missing from his existence. This novel has never been published in print, and the electronic version should be available by the summer of 2010.

Game Boy

PUBLISHED: EBOOK
PUBLICATION DATE: MARCH 2010

A homage to gaming and gamers, Game Boy is a snapshot of the life of James Roach, gaming obsessive, collector and competitor. It's a story about growing old, and falling in love, and feeling as retro and useless as a Phillips CD-i. If you've ever played Mario Kart, Bomberman, Robotron, Soul Calibur or Katamari Damacy, it's the book for you. You can download a sample and/or buy it here.