Novels
These are my published novels.
If you can't find them in your local book store or at the usual online
places, try FindBook or the online second-hand bookshop, abebooks. You can also buy them in eBook format viewable on devices such as the iPad, iPhone, Amazon's Kindle and the Sony Reader, amongst others. The list includes Game Boy, a novel published here exclusively in electronic form.
| The Apprentice |
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PUBLISHER: ANCHOR (TRANSWORLD)
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 1999
A corpse is resurrected
and apprenticed to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for seven days.
During the course of the week, he tries to remember how he died, accompanies
Death on his daily round, and learns what it means to be undead. Click here for more information,
including reviews and extracts, or click here to buy the eBook version. The Apprentice also inspired these people to write this song. |
| Damned
If You Do |
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PUBLISHER: PICADOR USA
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2000
The US edition of The Apprentice—exactly
the same as the UK version, but with a different cover. You can read
reviews and extracts here; or you
can buy it here
(UK), or here
(US). You can also buy the eBook version here. |
| L'Apprendista |
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PUBLISHER: MERIDIANO ZERO
PUBLICATION DATE: FEBRUARY 2010
The Italian version of The Apprentice, translated by Stefania Sapuppo and published by Merdiano Zero. The cover was created by the entertainingly disturbing French artist, Cra0man; more examples of his work can be found on his blog and his MySpace page. You can buy the book here. |
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PUBLISHER: EKSMO
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2003
The Russian translation of The Apprentice, literally 'Death's Apprentice'. I assume it's the
same story, but given my laughable knowledge of Russian, it might
as well be The Little Mermaid. Quirkily, the author photo on the back isn't me, but this
man. |
| The
Dinner Party |
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PUBLISHER: ANCHOR (TRANSWORLD)
PUBLICATION DATE: APRIL 1998
The Dinner Party
is the story of Felix Fly, habitual self-mutilator, master butcher
and expert chef. It was my first novel; a funny, dark, gripping and
original thriller. Or so I'm told. Click here
for more information, including reviews and extracts. If you have a Kindle or Sony Reader (or any reader that can take epub or txt format), you can buy an electronic version of the book here. |
| Le
Dîner |
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PUBLISHER: GALLIMARD
PUBLICATION DATE: JULY 2003
The French edition
of The Dinner Party,
translated by Catherine Gibert. Same story, same characters, but it
sounds better. See The Dinner Party page for reviews and information (in English), or click
here to buy it. |
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| Game Boy |
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PUBLISHED: EBOOK
PUBLICATION DATE: MARCH 2010
A homage to gaming and gamers, Game Boy is a snapshot of the life of James Roach, gaming obsessive, collector and competitor. It's a story about growing old, and falling in love, and feeling as retro and useless as a Phillips CD-i. If you've ever played Mario Kart, Bomberman, Robotron, Soul Calibur or Katamari Damacy, it's the book for you. You can download a sample and/or buy it here. |
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