VISIT MY C64 PAGES
I've made a terrible mistake. I didn't mean to
come here: I don't know what came over me. What is Zzap! anyway? Some brand
of constipation cure? And I wouldn't even bother pointing me to the Zzap!Rrap
message board.
RETURN TO THE DEF GUIDE TO ZZAP!64
Let's assume, for a moment, that you arrived here
from Iain Black's excellent Def Guide to Zzap!64, the kind host of these humble
pages (and The Burrow itself).
Let's also assume that you have your own hair and teeth, can stand on both
feet without falling, and know how to milk a Nigerian Dwarf Goat... Ah, forget
it. Just click on the link.
VISIT
THE BURROW
That's my main site. It's got stuff about me in
it, including what I'm doing now. Like writing
novels and having
kids and learning
macrame. OK, the bit about macrame is a total lie, but everything else
is true. And there's loads of it. Well worth a read, I'd say.
THE ZZAP! 107 PROJECT
Leave it outI've got every single issue lovingly preserved in maroon
binders, and the last time I counted (this morning at 3.13am), there were
only 106 issues, including Commodore Force. So don't think for one minute
you can fool me into believing there's now a 36-page special tribute issue
available.
THE
ZZAPTIONNAIRE
The answers to the questions you always wanted to ask, but forgot because
you lost your memory in that incident with the... um...
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
The pantomime horse takes a break from his global
two-man Dick Whittington tour to guide you through the bewildering number
of locations that ex-Zzap! staffers have fled to in their desperate desire
to forget. Please don't ask me to repeat that.
THE SCORELORD RETURNS!
The man in black is back on track with a cracking
pack of... er... high scores from C64 emulators.
INSIDE ZZAP!
TOWERS
What was it really like in Zzap! Towers? Former
Zzap! staff reveal all... Read Chuck's intro,
or go straight to Page 1 (Me, Kati, Steve
J, Wayne Allen), Page 2 (Paul Glancey, the
Harlequin, and Phil King), or Page 3 (Warren
Lapworth). You can also read an alternative, tongue-in-cheek retrospective I wrote for Way
of the Rodent, here.
THE ZZAP!
GALLERY
Sample pages, cartoons, logos, and photos from
my own private collection. Ice creams are available in the foyer.
ZZAP!WORLD
Lloyd Mangram crawls from his coffin to reveal the truth about Zzap!'s multiformat
Italian cousin, and discovers a new online version of the magazine to boot.
ZZAP! LINKS
So... this site isn't good enough for you, eh? Well, try one of these, then.
Go on, I dare you. On second thoughts half of them probably don't work any
more, so you're taking a risk. A real risk. Seriously. Sticking your
hand in a mongoose nest and shouting "I'm a snake! I'm a snake!"
is less risky than this.
NUMBER TWELVE
Everything you ever wanted to know about thimbles. And more! Or maybe less.